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Those Evil Scary Atheists

Pastor Compares Atheists To “Terrorists, Sex Offenders,” Suggests National Registry

I love when they talk about our "godless agenda"...Like that's a bad thing.  Was my mother right all those years ago when some kid in school would give me a hard time, she would say, "They're just jealous."  The idiots spend all that time in church, having to get up early on Sunday.  Now science is saying what we've known all along, that atheists are smarter than christians.  Yeah.  That's it.  They're just jealous.  

Perry is Praying for the White House

Just what we need, another christian idiot in the White House like Bush.  I don't trust someone who believes in fairy tales to make important decisions about anything, let alone the country.

Jury Convicts Warren Jeffs in 3 1/2 Hours

I Love When They're Stupid

No Such Thing As A Good Christian

Anders Behring Breivik, a right-wing Christian extremist, facing terrorism charges and crimes against humanity for opening fire on a crowd of innocent people in Norway, killing 78 of them.  Like Hitler, this crazy bastard believes in skyguy and apparently insists everyone else does as well.  I guess, abortion is the only type of killing these assholes don't like.  

Michele Bachmann Wants to Pray the Gay Away at Our Expense

The so-called gay conversion therapy has been denounced by the scientific and medical communities as ineffective, and potentially dangerous, but an investigation earlier this month exposed that this hateful practice is used by the "Quality Christian Counseling Clinic" owned by Michele Bachmann and her husband -- a clinic which was recently discovered to have received over $137,000 in federal Medicaid funds, in addition to $24,000 in other state and federal funds. 

Bachmann, after denying for years the hokey Quality Christian Counseling Clinic practiced ex-gay therapy, to pray the gay away, we now learn that it is being done at our expense.  Our taxpayer dollars shouldn't be funding it. 
 

I just signed a petition asking The Dept. of Health and Human Services, which oversees Medicaid, and the Minnesota Dept. of Health, which distributes the funds within the state, to immediately pull public funds from Bachmann's clinic. 

Learn more and sign the petition here: 

http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/bachmann_clinic/?r_by=24522-90413-5Uvjbhx&rc=paste2

Put Your Right Hand On the Bible (And Then Wash Thoroughly)

See how many times god thought rape was a good christian's right.

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God doesn't belong in government.

The Right Wingers ran America into the ground for eight years and we let them. If we've learned nothing else from having a bible-thumping idiot in the White House, we've learned not to let it happen again. Please do not encourage the disrespect of my Constitutional separation of church and state by attending this event.

Please Sign the Petition andTell Your governor: Don't Attend Discriminatory "Day of Prayer" Event.

The Catholic Church Says How to Live and How to Die

The church has always dictated how people live. It is no surprise they think they get a say in how people die. It is our fault for allowing them to have so much power and as any other dictatorship, the church should be given limits by which they must abide or be ousted from power.

the petition site

Target: U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops
Sponsored by: Compassion & Choices
The nation's most powerful religious body is launching an attack on the right to dictate our end-of-life decisions.

During its high-profile June 15-17 meeting in Seattle, the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops opposed the choice of aid in dying at life's end.

The Bishops Conference proposes a platform designed to restrict patient access to end-of-life choice. Their document, To Live Each Day with Dignity, is the first statement on aid in dying by the full body of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.

They also seek to shame people who support aid in dying, and the terminally ill patients who seek it, through the unique power of their pulpit.

Every American should have the right to a dying process free of meddling from religious or governmental institutions.

Let the Conference of Bishops know that their views do not reflect mainstream opinion. No one--and no institution--should have the power to dictate your end of life choices.

Celebrity Non-Believers

Celebrity Non-Believers Celebrities, like politicians can't be as honest about this particular opinion if they want to keep their fan base intact, afraid to lose their really stupid followers. As such, the following non-believers are listed in degrees of their non-belief. Obviously, they don't want to burn any bridges just in case. Who will admit aloud that christianity is a crock?

Damned Skippy: Douglas Adams, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong, Darren Aronofsky, Isaac Asimov, Dan Barker, Dave Barry, Ingmar Bergman, Richard Branson, James Cameron, George Carlin, John Carmack, Adam Carolla, John Carpenter, Asia Carrera, Fidel Castro, Noam Chomsky, Jeremy Clarkson, Billy Connolly, Francis Crick, David Cronenberg, David Cross, Alan Cumming, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Ani DiFranco, Micky Dolenz, Harlan Ellison, Richard Feynman, Harvey Fierstein, Larry Flynt, Dave Foley, Jodie Foster, Janeane Garofalo, Bill Gates, Bob Geldof, Ricky Gervais, Ira Glass, James Gleick, Robert Heinlein, Ernest Hemingway, Katharine Hepburn, Christopher Hitchens, Jamie Hyneman, Eddie Izzard, Penn Jillette, Billy Joel, Diane Keaton, Michael Kinsley, Artie Lange, Richard Leakey, Bruce Lee, Tom Lehrer, John Lennon, Tom Leykis, James Lipton, H.P. Lovecraft,Bill Maher, John Malkovich, Barry Manilow, Todd McFarlane, Sir Ian McKellen, Arthur Miller, Frank Miller, Marvin Minsky, Julianne Moore, Rafael Nadal, Randy Newman, Mike Nichols, Jack Nicholson, Gary Numan, Bob Odenkirk,Patton Oswalt, Camille Paglia, Steven Pinker, Paula Poundstone, Terry Pratchett, Robin Quivers, James Randi, Ron Reagan Jr., Keanu Reeves, Rick Reynolds, Gene Roddenberry, Joe Rogan, Henry Rollins, Andy Rooney, Salman Rushdie, Bob Simon, Steven Soderbergh, Annika Sorenstam, George Soros, Richard Stallman, Howard Stern, Julia Sweeney, Teller, Studs Terkel, Pat Tillman, Linus Torvalds, Alan Turing, Eddie Vedder, Gore Vidal, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Steven Weinberg, Joss Whedon, Ted Williams, Steve Wozniak

Not so sure: Margaret Atwood, Antonio Banderas, Susie Bright, Warren Buffett, Vincent Bugliosi, Dick Cavett, Robert X. Cringely, Clarence Darrow, Charles Darwin, Alan Dershowitz, Richard Dreyfuss, Umberto Eco, Timothy Ferris, Carrie Fisher, Bill Gates, Stephen Jay Gould, Matt Groening, Bob Guccione,Robert (Bob) James Lee Hawke, David Horowitz, Bob Hoskins, Robert Jastrow, Matt Johnson, Jack Kevorkian, Larry King, Tony Kushner, Dave Matthews, Larry Niven, Neil Peart, Sean Penn, Roman Polanski, Bertrand Russell, Carl Sagan, James Taylor, Charles Templeton, Uma Thurman, Ted Turner, Robert Anton Wilson

Skeptical, but not ready to call it: Trey Anastasio, Richard Dean Anderson, John Perry Barlow, Lewis Black, Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Arthur C. Clarke, George Clooney, Billy Corgan, Dalai Lama, David Duchovny, Patrick Duffy, Danny Elfman, Morgan Freeman, Kinky Friedman, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Mikhail Gorbachev, Spalding Gray, Seth Green, Stephen Hawking, Hugh Hefner, Sir Edmund Hillary, Molly Ivins, Angelina Jolie, Mark Knopfler, Stan Lee, Monica Lewinsky, G. Gordon Liddy, Marilyn Manson,Sarah McLachlan, Mojo Nixon, Krist Novoselic, Emo Philips, Natalie Portman, Christopher Reeve, Andy Richter, Oliver Sacks,William Shatner, Neil Simon, Mira Sorvino, Donald Sutherland, Mark Twain, Gene Wilder, Bruce Willis, Edward O. Wilson,Terry Wogan

Jesus Christ

Not only are our soldiers who do not claim a religious affiliation sent to the most dangerous areas, the guns they carry are imprinted secretly with biblical code that our tax dollars pay for their inscription. The religious wrong is at it again.

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What is the Excuse Being Used Now?

Now that Skyguy failed to appear and whisk away all the truly stupid people on the planet who adhere to the ridiculous publication that advertises fairy tales as fact like it was written by people who were actually there to see it happen, why haven't the churches cleared out after doubt has now officially been cast? I, personally, am more than a little disappointed. I was looking forward to getting rid of them. You know, the imbeciles. Imagine a world with less stupidity in it. A world without priests and other pedophiles, right wingers, Conservative Republicans, Tea Baggers, televangelists, Darwin Doubters, Neo-Nazis, KKK members and bigots of all varieties including, but not limited to anti-Semites, homophobes, bible-thumpers, psalm-singers, NRA-supporters, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, George Bush, and Believers who are Purveyors of Reality TV.

Aaah...What a beautiful world it would have been.

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HOW DARE THEY!!!

My Mother-Out-Law is so Stupid

She would not take our advice to stop feeding her dog chocolate when we showed her in writing what Veterinarians all over the world had written about how dangerous it was to dogs and what a painful death it would bring to a dog allowed to eat chocolate. Yet she reads and believes every word in the bible with no proof, evidence, or familiarity of the author. As such, she sat by and watched as not one, but two beloved pets of hers died the most horrible, painful, unnecessary deaths they could while she prayed to jesus for their recovery. What a stupid woman.

Glenn Beck the Snake Oil Salesman

Before computers and radios and televisions, there were still imbeciles believing the snake oil salesman du jour like Christ who boosted church attendance and made men in power wealthy. The Crusades were to shut up anyone who dared not to believe. Today, there are the drug addicted snake oil salesmen like Limbaugh and Beck who are financed by the men in power who need to shut up the non believers.

Bye Bye Prop 8

The same-sex opponents have no right to appeal because they are not affected by the ruling. As in, they should mind their own business as it is none of their concern what the neighbor does or does not stick up his ass. Like the right-winger pro-lifers with abortion rights. If you don't believe in them, don't get one. There -- simple. Too bad the gays and pro-choice advocates don't get on them about their beliefs and make them prove it in court. But they can't, can they? Because no one has ever seen a shred of evidence that any of these ridiculous characters ever existed, forcing people to "have faith". How convenient. Just tell an idiot they can live forever for ten percent of their income and they will not only believe anything, but they will tell everyone they can that they have to believe it too.

The Catholic Church is a Grave Crime

In its infinite wisdom, the Vatican has released a ridiculous document that not only assigns a rating system to the sexual abuses of which it has been and regularly is accused and associated, but it has neglected to include its own practice of relocating the accused to continue their abuse, nor has it promised the adoption of a one-strike-and-you're-out policy and a mandatory report to the police, but it has included that the assignment of women clergy is a "grave crime" seemingly tantamount to the priests' sex abuse. Why does anyone pay attention to these people on any level? Have they not made themselves more important than the situation at hand enough times throughout history for their followers to notice how wrong-headed this religion is? Organized religion in general is a senseless, selfish, sexist scourge against humanity with no compassion for the rights of man, but more so than any other stands alone by choice and emphatically unapologetically is the Catholic Church.

3 Broken Vows -- No Waiting

It's refreshing to see a priest break his vows by having consensual sex for a change -- with an adult of all people! The adults with whom he was having this vow breaking sex were male escorts with expensive taste. Of course, it was done at the expense of his trusting parishioners to the tune of over a million dollars. So that's his vow of chastity and his vow of poverty, hmmm, I guess that makes obedience toast too, huh?.

Don't take my word for it, after all, I'm a heretic.

Go see for yourself.