My Mother-Out-Law is so Stupid

She would not take our advice to stop feeding her dog chocolate when we showed her in writing what Veterinarians all over the world had written about how dangerous it was to dogs and what a painful death it would bring to a dog allowed to eat chocolate. Yet she reads and believes every word in the bible with no proof, evidence, or familiarity of the author. As such, she sat by and watched as not one, but two beloved pets of hers died the most horrible, painful, unnecessary deaths they could while she prayed to jesus for their recovery. What a stupid woman.

Glenn Beck the Snake Oil Salesman

Before computers and radios and televisions, there were still imbeciles believing the snake oil salesman du jour like Christ who boosted church attendance and made men in power wealthy. The Crusades were to shut up anyone who dared not to believe. Today, there are the drug addicted snake oil salesmen like Limbaugh and Beck who are financed by the men in power who need to shut up the non believers.

Bye Bye Prop 8

The same-sex opponents have no right to appeal because they are not affected by the ruling. As in, they should mind their own business as it is none of their concern what the neighbor does or does not stick up his ass. Like the right-winger pro-lifers with abortion rights. If you don't believe in them, don't get one. There -- simple. Too bad the gays and pro-choice advocates don't get on them about their beliefs and make them prove it in court. But they can't, can they? Because no one has ever seen a shred of evidence that any of these ridiculous characters ever existed, forcing people to "have faith". How convenient. Just tell an idiot they can live forever for ten percent of their income and they will not only believe anything, but they will tell everyone they can that they have to believe it too.

The Catholic Church is a Grave Crime

In its infinite wisdom, the Vatican has released a ridiculous document that not only assigns a rating system to the sexual abuses of which it has been and regularly is accused and associated, but it has neglected to include its own practice of relocating the accused to continue their abuse, nor has it promised the adoption of a one-strike-and-you're-out policy and a mandatory report to the police, but it has included that the assignment of women clergy is a "grave crime" seemingly tantamount to the priests' sex abuse. Why does anyone pay attention to these people on any level? Have they not made themselves more important than the situation at hand enough times throughout history for their followers to notice how wrong-headed this religion is? Organized religion in general is a senseless, selfish, sexist scourge against humanity with no compassion for the rights of man, but more so than any other stands alone by choice and emphatically unapologetically is the Catholic Church.

3 Broken Vows -- No Waiting

It's refreshing to see a priest break his vows by having consensual sex for a change -- with an adult of all people! The adults with whom he was having this vow breaking sex were male escorts with expensive taste. Of course, it was done at the expense of his trusting parishioners to the tune of over a million dollars. So that's his vow of chastity and his vow of poverty, hmmm, I guess that makes obedience toast too, huh?.

Don't take my word for it, after all, I'm a heretic.

Go see for yourself.